「土味情话」“甜蜜到爆表”的土味情话:建议你早点喜欢我,免得虚度光阴
“甜蜜到爆表”的土味情话:建议你早点喜欢我 , 免得虚度光阴
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1.每个人都有特别的小爱好 , 比如我 , 我特别喜欢你
Everyone has a special small hobby, such as me, I like you very much.
2.你当初为什么要下凡啊?既然被我抓住 , 就别想位列仙班了
【「土味情话」“甜蜜到爆表”的土味情话:建议你早点喜欢我,免得虚度光阴】Why did you want to go down? Since I was caught, don't think about being in the fairy class.
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3.我是个好东西 , 希望你也有 。
I am a good thing, I hope you have.
4.建议你早点喜欢我 , 免得虚度光阴 。
I suggest you like me early so as not to waste time.
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5.每个人都有特别的小爱好 , 比如我 , 我特别喜欢你 。
Everyone has a special small hobby, such as me, I like you very much.
6.从今天起正式加入柠檬供应商 。
Join the lemon supplier officially from today.
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7.终于走上了爱你这条不归路 , 想想还蛮激动的 。
Finally embarked on the path of no return to love you, I am quite excited to think about it.
8. 我没什么特长 , 就是喜欢你的时间特长 。
I don't have any special skills, just like your special time.
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9. 你这个照骗 , 你比照片上的好看多了 。
You cheated, you look much better than the photos.
10. 才不要为你上九天揽月 , 月亮又没你可爱
Do n’t take the moon for nine days for you, the moon is not as cute as you.
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11.希望你下辈子不要改名字 , 这样我找你会好找一点 。
I hope you will not change your name in your next life, so I will find you a little better.
12.唉 , 我何德何能 , 能摊上你这样美好的女孩子 。
Alas, what can I do, how can I show you a beautiful girl like you.
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13.我死皮赖脸的追你 , 是因为我对谁都不放心 , 想亲自照顾你 。
I'm chasing you with a shameless face because I don't worry about anyone and want to take care of you myself.
14.谈恋爱好累啊 , 不想做你男朋友了 , 做你老公吧 。
I'm tired of dating and I don't want to be your boyfriend. Be your husband.
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